Wedding Wednesday! (C'mon, Of Course I'm Doing This)

So yeah. I'm going to do this on Wednesdays. 

Like I said yesterday, my blog is not going to turn into a wedding blog.

However.

Every Wednesday I read at least three "Wedding Wednesday" posts and gosh darn it I'm going to join!

So yeah.

Uhhhh...

Where the heck do I start?

How about with this:

Mom, I love you. Sorry for the "S" word. I do not want to say this stuff as a bride.

But seriously. I do need a glue gun.