Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Thoughts From My Cat

Just a little compilation of Teddy's musings throughout the week. Enjoy.

This thing you carry and point to ensue noise is interfering with all of the pets you need to give. 
As a courtesy I'm taking it away now. 
You're welcome. 

Thank you for presenting the spongy stretching tapestry before me, human.
Now if you could quit moving around so much that would be great. 

OK human, I'm thinking brown eyeshadow today. Definitely brown. Easy on the blush, too.
Oh, and clean those brushes. If I can lick my butt to keep myself clean you can certainly take the time to clean your brushes. 
And you call ME lazy.