Monday, August 27, 2012

Weekend Update: Or, How to {Not} be Attractive



Good morning, friends!

It's pretty funny that I'm linking up with the girls today, considering I took two pictures this weekend. One of which I can't post since I sneaked a photo of Andrew napping with the cat nearby. It was cute, but I promised I wouldn't post it. The second one is of cupcakes. So, basically, this post is full of tips on how to be attractive. I think I mastered it this weekend.

Friday: we went grocery shopping for the party and then ate a frozen pizza while watching Mysteries at the Museum. Literally seconds after I put down my plate I passed out. Sitting up. Mouth open. At 9:30 p.m. Charming. 

Saturday: we threw a house-warming party Saturday night, which was a blast. I actually looked like a woman for it. It's amazing what a hair dryer and round brush can do, folks. Before that, however, I spent the day cleaning. I snuck a peak at my mug at one point and I can't believe I didn't capture my glory: t-shirt, shorts, dirty hair pulled back, glasses, no make-up, covered in dust and grime. I looked at myself and thought, "Self, why DON'T you make your blog a style blog? This is GOLD."

Sunday: I showered and got dressed, feeling pretty decent considering we had a great party. That was until, however, 3:30 p.m. when my hangover decided to join us. I had every intention of going to the Randolph Market and The Taste of Greece for dinner, but that rain and my sweatpants kept me tucked away. I did not get sick or anything, but I did take a swift nap on the cold bathroom floor. Why, when your stomach feels icky, does something so wrong like laying on the bathroom floor feel so right? 

So there you go, three tips to being your most attractive self: open-mouthed pizza pass-outs, dust-covered dirty hair cleaning, and bathroom naps.

I have three words: God Bless Andrew.

Oh and here are the baked goods I made: 


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10 comments:

Cait said...

wooo those baked goods look tasty!! so happy i came across your blog! i cant wait to read more! If you'd like i have a giveaway on my blog with starbucks and vera bradly i think you'll love! have a great monday! xo

callie ;) said...

dying: "why DON'T i make my blog a style blog? this is GOLD." uh, i thought the same thing while i was laying on the couch on saturday night.

recap -
hair: still "styled" from the wedding friday night, but pulled into a ponytail that looked like a rat's nest.
outfit: sweaty tshirt from a workout, sports bra, underwear.
makeup: remnants of wedding makeup. no touch-ups. au natural.

SEXY.

Mary said...

hahahaha yes Callie! Thank you for speaking my language!

Thanks for stopping by, Cait! Will check out your giveaway! :)

Stephanie @ bourbon and glitter said...

The bathroom floor is a regular spot for me. Actually, the tub usually. :P Your baked goods look pretty tasty!

Kate @ Daffodils said...

hehe o man, everyone has those weekends once in a while! I fall asleep on the couch all the time, it drives my hubby crazy!

Leeann @ Join the Gossip said...

Haha you poor thing! I've totally passed out on the toilet, pants down, door open before! The worst part is I still lived with my parents lol! Luckily nobody saw me!!

Thanks for joining us for the linkup!

Jenny said...

Ha ha, well except for the hangover, sounds like you had a great weekend! Those treats look so delicious!!

xo Jenny
www.crazystylelove.com

Alisa Marie said...

Hangovers are the worst! I also made some cookies this weekend - I love baking and for some reason with fall being right around the corner it puts me in the mood to bake!

Dana @ five30three said...

I have slept on the bathroom floor before. Granted I was pregnant, but something about the cold tiles is so comforting. And if you made your blog about your personal style, I could probably do some guest posts that would rival your hotness. I mean, I'm covered in milk and baby food about 90% of the time, so...

Rachel Zupek Farrell said...

Sounds like a great weekend to me! I'm no stranger to the bathroom floor. Maybe when I'm "grown up," I'll learn better!